Turkey Day

Yesterday Mom, Mom, and I went to the store to buy filet mignon for Thanksgiving—yes, filet mignon, not a turkey—because my sister’s kids “don’t like turkey.” Which makes zero sense since they happily gnawed on a $20 turkey leg at Disneyland and eat chicken like it’s their full-time job. Honestly, sometimes people just need to suck it up and stop catering to every tiny whim. But fine, we’re a filet-mignon-for-Thanksgiving family now… and the meat was $160, so everyone better enjoy every last bougie bite.